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LeBron James: East teams loading up because ‘they ain’t gotta go through me’

勒布朗-詹姆斯:东部纷纷补强的缘由是由于“他们无需再击败我了。”

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[–][HOU] Bob SuraDuck-Yo-Couch 1101 points 8 hours ago

Still gotta go through Tristan Thompson. Hes been to four straight Finals.

火箭球迷:他们还需要超出特里斯坦-汤普森呢,他也是连续四次杀入总决赛的人物。

[–]76erswilyame 257 points 4 hours ago

He ain’t losing a game for the next few years in the playoffs.

76人球迷:未来几年我大TT都不可能在季后赛中品味败绩!

[–]Pacers_mywifeleftme 2241 points 10 hours ago

And then there’s the Pacers. Staying quiet, under the radar... ready to strike

步行者球迷:迎面走来的是步行者代表队,他们很安静,他们准备好迎接猎物了。

[–]Pacersdirtyben2010 759 points 9 hours ago

Our mascot is a panther. Coincidence? Not likely.

步行者球迷:我们的领袖是黑豹。这是偶合嘛?不可能的。

[–][LAL] Metta World PeaceSweaty_LeBron 78 points 8 hours ago

2013 conference finals was so good, a true coming out party for pg

湖人球迷:2013年的东部决赛真的太棒了,对保罗-乔治而言真的是完善的表现。

[–][CLE] LeBron Jameshiimred2 47 points 6 hours ago

Obviously I wont complain because, LeBron Fan, but Ive always thought about how different that year stretch for the Pacers coulda been if Granger came back 100%. Oh and if Hibbert didnt just forget how basketball is played. Im not saying its one of basketballs greatest what-ifs but I think about it.

骑士球迷:很明显我不会抱怨,但是如果格兰杰百分之百回归,东部这三到四年的形势将会大不一样,当然还有希伯特没忘记篮球该怎么打,固然这是篮球中最大的如果了……但是我总会情不自禁得想起这件事情。

[–]PacersThe_One_X 262 points 8 hours ago

The truth is Lebron went out west to get away from Indiana.

步行者球迷:实际上勒布朗逃离到西部只是为了逃避步行者而已。

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[–][ATL] Paul MillsapJfklikeskfc 12.5k points 11 hours ago

If you’ve dicked a conference for over a decade you deserve to be able to say this kind of stuff

老鹰球迷:如果你将近十年统治了东部联盟,你也有资格说这句话。

[–]Warriorsmaethlin 1934 points 8 hours ago

I mean, hes not wrong. Surprised he just came out and said it though. No LeFucks given<便携式烟气分析仪简单介绍
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勇士球迷:我的意思是,他没错,很惊讶他竟然说出了这话。

[–]LakersRolodox 1087 points 8 hours ago

I just need a show where Bron gets wine drunk and gets everything off his chest

湖人球迷:我猜是否是勒布朗喝了点红酒,然后啥话都往外蹦。

[–]Lakerseldencampbell 733 points 7 hours ago

Wine Drunk is a show where NBA legends Lebron James and Gregg Popovich drink two bottles of expensive wine and discuss current events both inside the league and out. Make it happen Netflix.

湖人球迷:我希望来波红酒宿醉——就是让NBA名宿勒布朗-詹姆斯以及格雷格-波波维奇两个人开一瓶昂贵的红酒然后讨论联盟的里里外外,我希望在Netfix赶忙上映!

[–]Son-Wukonda 306 points 7 hours ago

Id watch the fuck out of that

我一定会为此买单啊。

[–][LAL] LeBron JamesRelamar 154 points 7 hours ago

That sounds like quality programming. I think they should call it "Wine Dunk" though

湖人球迷:这个听起来有点像项目名称,我觉得他们应该叫“红酒灌篮”。

[–]NBAOyyeee 139 points 8 hours ago

I doubt he does but man, I really hope he does some sort of TV hosting when he retires

我猜他确实会做,但是兄弟,我真的希望他退休的时候做个电视节目主持人。

[–]mf_buddha 78 points 8 hours ago

Lebron for President 2024

勒布朗2024年赶忙当总统吧。

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[–]KnicksLeonhearted 11 points 6 hours ago

No no no, he shouldnt be running for president during his prime

尼克斯球迷:不不不,他不可能在巅峰期去竞选总统。

[–]Warriorsmeth0dz 2192 points 10 hours ago

But can he even make the 8th seed in the west??

勇士球迷:问题来了:他能在西部拿到8号种子的位置嘛?

[–]PubDefLakersGuy 4301 points 10 hours ago

Missed 17 games just to make it interesting

实际上勒布朗错过17场比赛只是为了让卡位争夺战更有趣一些。

[–][DEN] Nikola JokicCrimsonOffice 843 points 10 hours ago

All things going according to plan.

掘金球迷:所有东西都在计划之中。

[–]jcomito 525 points 10 hours ago

Bron dont care what seed he is

勒布朗根本不在乎他身处几号种子。

[–]ThunderBweibel5 1952 points 9 hours ago*5

Eighth seed, sunflower seed, pumpkin seed, Bulbasaur used leech seed. Dont matter, Lakers in the Western Conference Finals.

Edit: thanks for the silvers!

雷霆球迷:八号种子、向日葵种子、南瓜种子、妙蛙种子、没有关系,湖人还是会杀进西部决赛!

:感谢各位老铁的打赏!

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[–]Lakerseldryanyy 71 points 9 hours ago

If they beat the Warriors in round 1, as the 8th seed, they’re going farther than that

湖人球迷:如果他们在第一轮以8号种子身份打败1号种子的勇士,我觉得他们能走得更远一点。

[–]76ersKungFuViking7 235 points 8 hours ago

LeBron figured out he’s to gassed to carry a team against Warriors in finals. Takes them out in first round, when they least expect it. True follower of Sun Tzu’s Art of War.

76人球迷:那一年,勒布朗终究明白了与其在总决赛狙击勇士不如在第一轮干掉他们,在他们最出乎意料的地方击败他们,毫无疑问是孙子兵法的完美追随者。

[–]Amel1995 157 points 10 hours ago

Its like when you raise the difficulty on NBA 2K to the top but youre still winning every game and the number 1 seed so you just sim through some games get some losses to give yourself a challenge

我感觉在打2K,你明明能赢下每一场比赛,但是你就想打1号种子所以故意增加难度输1点球。

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[–][LAL] Lamar Odomtherealaquaman 4195 points 11 hours ago*

As arrogant as it seems, 8 straight finals says he’s right.

Edit: 8

湖人球迷:不管看起来这话怎样别扭,连续8次杀入总决赛也证明他是对的。

[–]RocketsGeneralFlint007 1638 points 11 hours ago

The finals without LeBron in it this year is gonna be kind of weird.

火箭球迷:没有勒布朗的总决赛真的有点奇怪。

[–]Timberwolvessgthombre 1473 points 10 hours ago

Speak for yourself, Im looking forward to not having half the commentary be about how losing another finals might affect his legacy in comparison to MJ.

森林狼球迷:就这么说吧,我希望到时候别继续说输掉总决赛是否是会影响他和MJ的历史地位。

[–]Pistonsmichiganbears 861 points 9 hours ago

The commentary will just be about how LeFinal has missed his first finals in eight years

实际上言论们都会说勒总决在八年里第一次错过总决赛哈哈哈。

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[–][DEN] Nikola JokicBOOOOOiiiiiiiii 1684 points 12 hours ago

LePride

掘金球迷:勒自满。

[–]Raptorsslurp78 4793 points 12 hours ago

West teams not loading up because he ain’t gonna get through them.

猛龙球迷:西部球队没有补强是因为他还没能翻越西部这座大山啊。

[–]Lakerssexiseverything 302 points 10 hours ago

Well, the western conference has a much bigger obstacle to get through in Oakland, so yeah...

湖人球迷:好的,西部联盟看起来要比奥克兰还能翻越嘻嘻……

[–]Rocketsthisisthebun 359 points 8 hours ago*

Its doable. Your team just needs to be a historic team and have a historic season and not have injuries or miss 27 threes in a row. Then you have a chance.

火箭球迷:实际上问题不大,你只需要一支历史性的球队加上历史性的赛季然后不受伤、不会连续投丢27个三分,然后你们就有机会翻越西部了。

[–]wambam17 180 points 8 hours ago

27 threes in a row. I was about to have a heart attack that game. It still haunts me. How can 5 professional players not be able to hit a single 3 in that long of a stretch is beyond me. I wouldnt even bet against a high school kid making atleast ONE 3-pointer after trying 27 times. I feel like at that point, you are bound to make it on chance alone lol

连续27个三分不进啊,当时真的是心碎了,这件事情我到现在都耿耿于怀,5个职业球员居然连续27次都投不进一个三分,我固然不敢说随意拉个高中生尝试27个三分命中1个三分,但是我觉得那个时候真的应该把握住机会啊。

[–][LAL] Lamar OdomMeetchel 145 points 8 hours ago

And the game was still winnable; that’s the most shocking thing to me. The Warriors felt mortal in that series.

湖人球迷:最骚的是那场比赛还差点赢了,简直令人震惊,我感觉勇士那年差点就完蛋了。

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[–]Raptorsraptorsbucketnator 1888 points 12 hours ago

He left the East so his finals record couldnt get worse

猛龙球迷:他离开了东部所以他的总决赛记录不能变得更烂。

[–]RogueTampon 1484 points 11 hours ago

So he’s taking the Raptors approach? Can’t lose the Finals, if you never make the Finals.

开始学你们猛龙阿Q精神?如果你进不了总决赛你就不可能输总决赛?

[–]Raptorssus_gangster_ceo 865 points 12 hours ago

LeTHANK YOU

猛龙球迷:勒爷……高空测试钳接线钳内部设有夹力锁定和释放专用装置
我真的谢谢你啊。

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[–]76ersefranklin13 2284 points 12 hours ago

It’s kinda true

76人球迷:大实话没问题。

[–]TheDogfatherimnida 667 points 12 hours ago

Totally true

完全没问题。

[–]76erslivefreeordont 280 points 11 hours ago

You think these teams would be rolling over if Lebron was still in Cleveland with Love, JR, and TT?

76人球迷:你觉得今年勒布朗带着乐福+JR+TT还能带领骑士过关?

[–]Warriorsrya11111 101 points 10 hours ago

Well I am sure cleveland would have gotten players too seeing everyone making moves lol

勇士球迷:好吧,实际上我觉得骑士还是会弄一些球员然后显得他们进步了很多哈哈哈。

[–]NBAEl_Oso_Borracho 500 points 12 hours ago

West teams wont have to go through him this year either, so everybody wins.

西部球队今年完全不需要跨过他,所以大家都赢了。

[–]BucksThe_Sign_of_Zeta 299 points 12 hours ago

On some level, but some of it is just natural timeline progression. Sixers are also going for it because their picks are finally reaching the point they can be core pieces. Milwaukee finanly got the coach that makes them competitive. Raptors could only trade into a top 10 player this year. LeBron is part of this, but the stars aligned for 3 major teams to make the jump.

雄鹿球迷:实际上还是要看时间线的发展的,76人一直在进步,他们的选秀权终究会让他们的核心成型,雄鹿最后总是能得到主教练让球队变得更具竞争性,猛龙总是能交易到同盟前10的球员,勒布朗是其中一部分,但是这三支主要球队最终还是能获得进步的。

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